Treasure Trails

Clue Scrolls are shat out by monsters after you rape them. The bigger the monster, the bigger the shit. So higher level monsters take higher level shits. The mass of a shit is measured in Kuriks, the current world record for the biggest shit in the world is held by bricklayer Darren Stalifoot, weighing at over 9000 kuriks. Clue scrolls are most commonly obtained from your mother's anus.

Guide

The only way to complete a treasure trail is to git gud.

Rewards
Rewards from Treasure Trails include:

Random Boater

Pimp Cane

Gilded Armour

Ava's Accumulator

Uncut Gems

Charms

Runes

Dragon Hilt

Pimp Hilt

Robin Hood Hat

Ranger Boots

Coal

Yew Logs

Adamant Pickaxe

Rune Pickaxe

Rune Hatchet